I'm Jake.
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I wanna do this to my cat.
Omg he’s adorable.
Kitties and Calculators
- Me: kitty knows how to use a calculator now
- Keelan: 0_0
- Keelan: yeah, the world has about four days until she blows it up lmao
Psh
- Me: WHY CAN'T YOU SEEEE YOU BELONG WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Me: ignoring me, psh
- Daria has signed off.
- Daria has signed on.
- Daria: ????
- Me: ?????
- Daria: !!!!!
- Me: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
- Daria: why psh?
- Me: who psh?
- Daria: dont know this is mr. hammet hi.
- Me: hello.
- Daria: daria is having dinner
- Me: oh
- Me: well how are you?
- Daria: good you?
- Me: good.
- Me: i have to go on a kitty scavenger hunt, tell daria i said hiiiiii! :)
- Daria: bye
BOOM
- Me: so i have apple pie
- Me: bitchin
- Keelan: kmaoi
- Keelan: lmao
- Me: here comes kitty
- Me: olmibytrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
- Keelan: lmao
- Me: she likes apple pie
- Me: this is good.
- Keelan: cause that's toooooootally healthy
- Me: whoops
- Me: well
- Me: shit
- Me: lmao
- Me: shes only licking the plate
- Keelan: TSK TSK
- Me: and eating the crust
- Keelan: bad
- Me: wonder what would happen if i gave her some of my cappuccino
- Me: lmao
- Keelan: you're going to kill her
- Keelan: 0_0
- Me: how so
- Keelan: caffeine+kitty=heart attack
- Me: oh..
- Me: caffiene+kitty=boom jake
- Keelan: lol
- Me: shes already too hyper lmao
- Keelan: yeah srly
- Me: srly lmao
- Me: seriously and really combined
- Keelan: lmao
- Keelan: OVER THE TOP OVER THE TOP
- Me: UNDER UNDER
- Keelan: right now it's killing tiiiiiiime
- Me: UNDER THE TOP
