I'm Jake.
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Keelan;: I'm going to be one of THOSE people. →
Being a music producer is going to take up all of my time. Literally. The course alone in college requires absolutely no less than a B. Making records takes long days, often in a different state (or in BFMV’s case, country).
I’m going to have no life outside of work. I know I’m not. I’m…
Boo and I will be your managers and whatnot.
Source: ladydeadpool
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Oh dear…[via]
Reminds me of something that Keelan would do… oddly enough…](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwhwoe0DF31qzvcfgo1_500.jpg)
SANTA CLAUS
- Keelan: "I know what you are. You love the winter, you talk to little people and build toys, you have flying reindeer." "Say it..... out loud." "...... Santa Claus."
- Me: oh shit
- Me: who told you?
Kitties and Calculators
- Me: kitty knows how to use a calculator now
- Keelan: 0_0
- Keelan: yeah, the world has about four days until she blows it up lmao
Booist
- Keelan was in search of a new religion, with no luck. I, then, suggested Boo as her god.
- Me: i sent you a picture of your new god
- Keelan: okay
- Keelan: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww my god is fucking adorable
- Keelan: lmao
- Me: i know
- Me: lmao
- Me: that little shit
- Keelan: I'll become a Booist
- Reblog if you want to be a Booist!
Oh schnap
- This is how I start a conversation with Keelan.
- Me: pudding
- Keelan: cup
- Me: straw
- Keelan: Dentist
- Me: fudge
- Keelan: marxism
- Me: mrs. lovett
- Me: OH BURNNNNN
BOOM
- Me: so i have apple pie
- Me: bitchin
- Keelan: kmaoi
- Keelan: lmao
- Me: here comes kitty
- Me: olmibytrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
- Keelan: lmao
- Me: she likes apple pie
- Me: this is good.
- Keelan: cause that's toooooootally healthy
- Me: whoops
- Me: well
- Me: shit
- Me: lmao
- Me: shes only licking the plate
- Keelan: TSK TSK
- Me: and eating the crust
- Keelan: bad
- Me: wonder what would happen if i gave her some of my cappuccino
- Me: lmao
- Keelan: you're going to kill her
- Keelan: 0_0
- Me: how so
- Keelan: caffeine+kitty=heart attack
- Me: oh..
- Me: caffiene+kitty=boom jake
- Keelan: lol
- Me: shes already too hyper lmao
- Keelan: yeah srly
- Me: srly lmao
- Me: seriously and really combined
- Keelan: lmao
- Keelan: OVER THE TOP OVER THE TOP
- Me: UNDER UNDER
- Keelan: right now it's killing tiiiiiiime
- Me: UNDER THE TOP
