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28th December 2009

Chat

Kelly's status on Facebook.
Kelly: ultrasound tomorrow! 3 cheers for leiderhoshen/mittleschmerzen or whatever it's called that I have.
Steph: oh so that's why! when i got your txt of ultrasound i thought you were preggers
Alec: kellys pregger o snap i best not be the baby's daddy...again
Olivia: aw kelly good luck!
Kelly: there are no buns in this oven people. thanks liv
She has to be one of the funnest people I know.

Tagged: convo facebook kelly

13th November 2009

Chat

Creepin'

Friends Exposed asked Emily Edge, "If there was a newspaper article written about Jake, in which section would it appear?" Her answer, "the one about scandals and affairs."
Me: lmao you got it.
Emmie: yessss
Me: how'd you know about that one affair? eh?
Emmie: i know the things you do. it's the creep in me.
Me: how much of a creep is in you, exactly?
Emmie: about 38%.
Me: only?
Emmie: about. maybe more.
Hahaha, Emmie is a riot. She's pretty much raping my facebook page with that Social Interview and Friends Exposed crap.

Tagged: emmie facebook social interview me convo

11th November 2009

Chat

Boo will take over the world.

SocialInterview.com asked Daria Rose, "If Jake was really rich, would you ask him/her for stuff?"
Me: bah humbug.
Daria: lol you could be rich if you taught Boo how to do your work...i mean she's already close to a discovery!
Me: shes currently licking my plate that had mini pizzas on it, so don't count on a discovery any time soon.

Tagged: boo daria me facebook convo

9th November 2009

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SANTA CLAUS

Keelan: "I know what you are. You love the winter, you talk to little people and build toys, you have flying reindeer." "Say it..... out loud." "...... Santa Claus."
Me: oh shit
Me: who told you?

Tagged: santa keelan aim convo me

8th November 2009

Chat

AHHHHH

Me: ?hhhhhhhhhhyeeeeeeeuii38888888888isdkkkkkkkkkkk\\]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]m,
Me: ;/
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Daria: interesting...
Me: zxkj
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Daria: is this kitty talking to me?
Daria: lol
Me: br78
Me: klp'[
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Me: what the fuck
Daria: what?
Me: seems kitty had fun
Me: how the hell did she open this window?
Daria: ahahahaaa
Me: i'm serious...
Me: what the hell lol
Me: giraffes?
Me: do i even want to know?
Daria: i think not ahaha
Me: thats the last time i give her a pretzel...
Daria: 0.0
Me: shes running around my room VERY hyper
Me: shes knocked me over atleast 3 times
Daria: no different from you lol
Me: HEY
Daria: i see where she gets it from
Me: i am not ever hyper
Me: haha
Me: only after that helium i was hyper
Daria: ahaha yeahh
Me: i should learn to close my laptop
Me: soon kitty will be using the internet when i'm not home
Daria: ahahahaa
Daria: ordering kitty treats online
Me: probably
Me: or pretzels
Daria: it would be like...dude why is there an order of 150 bags of kitty treats at our door?
Me: lmao
Daria: and then Boo just smiles and runs away
Me: dude she'd bitch slap me if i didnt bring in the bags
Daria: ahaha
Daria: stare you down ._.
Me: itd be like fight club
Me: only i'd lose
Daria: awww lol
Daria: well you wouldn't wanna beat up the cute little one anyway
Me: i will if she doesnt stop biting me right now
Me: SurvivorsWest Africa's giraffes escape extinction
Me: bhlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllj;kl;'
Daria: ahhh!
Me: that hurt
Daria: it's happening again
Me: stupid cat lol
Me: yeah that was more me
Me: since i dragged her across the keyboard
Me: m
Daria: 0.0
Me: w1`````````````
Me: lmao
Me: she wont let go of my hand lol
Me: Oh shit
Me: i flicked her in thenose
Daria: awwww
Me: and she attacked the screen lmao
Me: omg lol
Me: i'm scared now
Daria: not me too
Daria: she's trying to attack me from the screen
Daria: ahhhh!

Tagged: ahhh daria convo aim me

5th November 2009

Chat

Kitties and Calculators

Me: kitty knows how to use a calculator now
Keelan: 0_0
Keelan: yeah, the world has about four days until she blows it up lmao

Tagged: keelan me convo aim kitty

4th November 2009

Chat

Psh

Me: WHY CAN'T YOU SEEEE YOU BELONG WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: ignoring me, psh
Daria has signed off.
Daria has signed on.
Daria: ????
Me: ?????
Daria: !!!!!
Me: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Daria: why psh?
Me: who psh?
Daria: dont know this is mr. hammet hi.
Me: hello.
Daria: daria is having dinner
Me: oh
Me: well how are you?
Daria: good you?
Me: good.
Me: i have to go on a kitty scavenger hunt, tell daria i said hiiiiii! :)
Daria: bye

Tagged: kitty daria convo aim psh

4th November 2009

Chat

Phillies Suck

So on Facebook I joined a group called, "Phillies Suck". And Emmie just HAD to comment on it..
Emmie: dislike
Me: dude, phillies suck, just admit it.
Emmie: thats why we won last night, right? cause we suck.
Me: only reason you won was because you had cliff lee pitching lol tomorrow you guys are going DOWNNNNNNNN
Emmie: I BEG TO DIFFER! even though cliff lee the the man.
Me: the the man? oh wow lol
Emmie: the the. like, he's that great.
She's completely a blonde, but I totally love her<3

Tagged: convo emmie me phillies suck

24th October 2009

Chat

Hazardous

So my friend Emmie took a quiz on where she should be living, and she got NYC. So ofcourse I had to comment..
Me: oh jesus... you're a hazard to ny.
Emmie: ...i know. ): i'd have blonde moments all over the place.
Me: and you'd run into walls with your cereal..
Emmie: if i was carrying cereal at the time; i probably would run into walls.
Me: i thought you always carried cereal with you, since you always run into walls..
Emmie: cereal is the greatest. but i don't always have it unfortunately.
Me: and what cereal is your favorite?
Emmie: well Cappin' Crunch of course!
Me: why?
Emmie: cause it's the greatest. hands down.
Me: why?
Emmie: it has the greatest crunchiness. the color is great. and the taste is wondrous.
Me: why?
Emmie: because the genius' at the capin crunch corporation made it that way.'
Me: why?
Emmie: i don't know the answers to all of these mind boggling questions jake.
Me: why?
Emmie: THESE ARE ALL BRAIN SURGING QUESTIONS!
Me: why?
Emmie: how?
Me: how not?
Emmie: when?
Me: when not?
Emmie: not now.
Me: why?
Emmie: why not?
Me: why not not?
Emmie: not not?
Me: not not not?
Emmie: not x infinity
Me: CHEATER
Emmie: YOU CANT CHEAT WITH INFINITY!
Me: YEAH HUH YOU CHEATER
Emmie: NOTUH!
Me: YEAH HUH YOU CHEATEREST
Emmie: INFINITY IS NOT CHEATING! IT'S CLEVER STRATEGY!
Me: LIAR. YOU CHEATED.
Emmie: I DID NOT!
Me: YES YOU DID. SO YOU LOSE
Emmie: I WIN! THATS A LEGITIMATE WAY TO WIN!
Me: DUDE YOU LOST SO STOP TRYING TO SAY YOU WON. GOSH.
Emmie: I DID WIN! STOP TRYING TO WIN OVER ME!!
Me: WELL YOU LOST. SO I DID WIN
Emmie: FINE! WHATEVER JAKE! TAKE MY WINNING AWAY FROM ME!
Me: FINE. LOSER.
Emily Edge is amazingly weird but awesome<3